Hillbilly Kin / Amish Elevater

Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a
while the first fellow says to the second, "If I was to sneak over
to your place Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off
huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched
his head, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about
the question.

Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us
even."



An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old
lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers
above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde
stepped out.

The father then said quietly to his son...

"Go get your mother."



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Computer Error Explained / Have You Ever Had An ID 10 T Error ?

HAROLD THE COMPUTER GUY

I was having trouble with my computer.
So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over.
Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ID ten T Error? What's that . In case I need to fix it again?"

Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote it down.

I D 1 0 T


I used to like Harold...

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Coldwater

Can cold water really clean dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks
that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old
grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the
night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned
his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied,
"They're as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish
your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny
specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure
these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told
you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get em. Now
don't you fret, I don't want to hear 'nother word about it!" Later that
afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his
grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John
yelled, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the
football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted ..



"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"


Meet Coldwater....

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