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Presidential candidate Barack H. Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited

one of the classrooms. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and

their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to

lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious democrat presidential

candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' One little boy stood up and

offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a

tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' 'No,' said Obama,

'that would be an accident.' A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying

50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I’m afraid not,' explained Barack, 'that would be a great loss.' The room went

silent. NO other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone

here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally at the back of the room,

Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you

and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that

would be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell

me why that would be a tragedy?' 'Well,' says little Johnny, 'It has to be a

tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be

a fucking accident either!

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Ariana Huffington was about to out Philip de Vellis - a designer with the firm that created Barack Obama's website - as the creator of the infamous Vote Different YouTube video, which mashes up Apple's 1984 ad with Hillary Clinton's own campaign imagery to create a compelling online ad for Obama, the SF Chronicle reports.

Obama: Clinton Ad Captured Imagination

LAS VEGAS — Sen. Barack Obama said Friday that his campaign had nothing to do with a Web ad portraying his chief rival for the Democratic president nomination as an Orwellian figure.

Nevertheless, Obama said declined to denounce the ad, which depicts Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York as Big Brother. He said the ad apparently "captured the public's imagination."

Obama said the ad was produced by a renegade employee of a company hired by his campaign to help design his Web site. The employee, Philip de Vellis, has since left Blue State, a Washington-based consulting firm, and has said he produced the ad on his own time.





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Obama Declares His Candidacy

Standing in freezing weather outside the historic capitol building, just steps away from where Abraham Lincoln used to practice law, another lanky Illinoisan will stand and declare his candidacy for President of the United States on Saturday morning.

Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., 45, spent eight years here, representing the fabled South Side of Chicago. In addition to the invocations of Lincoln's legacy of trying to unite a bifurcated nation, Obama's allies are reminding voters that Lincoln's eight years in the state legislature and one term in the U.S. House of Representative compare rather precisely with Obama's legislative experience.

Obama's kickoff is steeped in symbolism

The last time Barack Obama delivered a formal address in Illinois' state capital, it was to mark the opening of the Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum where he hailed the 16th president as a man who "did not equivocate or duck or pass the challenge on to future generations."

Nearly two years after that address, and using the home of Lincoln's famed "house divided" speech as a backdrop, Obama was expected Saturday to make formal his historic entry into the 2008 presidential campaign, presenting himself as a symbol for a new generation of leadership and politics.


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