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Thursday, June 26, 2008

The Rules of Bedroom Golf

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play,
normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in
the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm
shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft
stiffness before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club
length to avoid damage to the hole.

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as
necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole
immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will
normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses
they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been
known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just
in case.

Players should not assume that the course is in shape
to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if
they find the course temporarily under repair. Players
are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation.
More advanced players will find alternate means of
play when this is the case.

Players should assume their match has been properly
scheduled particularly when playing a new course for
the 1st time. Previous players have been known to
become irate if they discover someone else is playing
what they considered a private course.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning
of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners
permission before attempting to play the backside.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be
prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners

It is considered an outstanding performance, time
permitting, to play the same hole several times in one

Some people have no class.

Look at his tie, it is so yesterday

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