Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the Budweiser truck,when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides,they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, So I accepted...
Here are the scorecards from the event:
Chili # 1 -- Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili
Judge # 1 - A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 - Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild
Judge # 3 - Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
Chili # 2 -- Arthur's Afterburner Chili
Judge # 1 - Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 - Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 - Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
Chili # 3 -- Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili
Judge # 1 - Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge # 2 - A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 - Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer.
Chili # 4 -- Bubba's Black Magic
Judge # 1 - Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 - Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 - I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. bitch is starting to look HOT -- just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an aphrodisiac?
Chili # 5 -- Linda's Legal Lip Remover
Judge # 1 - Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 - Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 - My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.
Chili # 6 -- Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety
Judge # 1 - Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 - The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic Superb.
Judge # 3 - My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.
Chili # 7 -- Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili
Judge # 1 - A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 - Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 - You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, its too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
Chili #8 -- Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chili
Judge # 1 - The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge #2 - This final entry is a good, balance chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili.
Saturday, February 3, 2007
Chili Cook-off
Here She is, the USS New York
USS New York
She was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center.
She is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists and will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft.
Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite, LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there."
Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a big meaning to it for all of us," he said. "They knocked us down. They can't keep us down. We're going to be back."
The ship's motto?......."Never Forget"
The Whale
If you read the front page story of the SF Chronicle,
you would have read about a female humpback whale
who had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps
and lines.
She was weighted down by hundreds of pounds of traps that caused
her to struggle to stay afloat. She also had hundreds of yards of
line rope wrapped around her body, her tail, her torso, a line
tugging in her mouth.
A fisherman spotted her just east of the FarraloneIslands
(outside the Golden Gate) and radioed an environmental group for help.
Within a few hours, the rescue team arrived and determined that she was
so bad off, the only way to save her was to dive in and untangle her.
They worked for hours with curved knives and eventually freed her.
When she was free, the divers say she swam in what seemed like joyous circles.
She then came back to each and every diver, one at a time, and nudged them, pushed gently around-she thanked them.
Some said it was the most incredibly beautiful experience of their lives.
The guy who cut the rope out of her mouth says her eye was
following him the whole time, and he will never be the same.
Fox News Blooper - Shepard Smith
Fox News Channel anchor Shepard Smith was arrested by Florida police in November 2000 and charged with aggravated battery with a motor vehicle after arguing with another reporter over a parking space (both were covering the Bush-Gore Florida vote debacle).The Smoking Gun
Fox News anchor Shepard Smith outed; will people of note ever willingly come out?
Smith once chatted me up in a New York City gay piano bar, bought me drinks, and invited me back to his place. When I declined, he asked me to dinner the next night, another invitation I politely refused. We sat at the bar chatting and drinking martinis until 3 a.m., our conversation interrupted only when he paused to belt out the lyrics to whatever showtune was being performed.
-- Washington Blade Managing Editor Kevin Naff, on getting hit on by showtune aficionado Shepard SmithMedia Witnesses Describe McVeigh Execution
Thank you. SHEPARD SMITH, FOX NEWS CHANNEL: I'm Shepard Smith from Fox News Channel. We were taken in as a group.
QUESTION: Spell it, please.
SMITH: S-h-e-p-a-r-d Smith, the Fox News Channel.
Friday, February 2, 2007
The Sidewalk Art Of Julian Beever - Part 1
Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium. Beever gives to his drawings an amazing 3D illusion.
Julian Beever
The Sidewalk Art Of Julian Beever - Part 2
Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium. Beever gives to his drawings an amazing 3D illusion.
Julian Beever
The Sidewalk Art Of Julian Beever - Part 3
Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium. Beever gives to his drawings an amazing 3D illusion.
Julian Beever
Groundhog Day
Phil Says Spring is Right Around the Corner!
Phil's official forecast as read 2/2/07 at 7:28 a.m. at Gobbler's Knob:
El Nino has caused high winds, heavy snow, ice and freezing temperatures in the west.
Here in the East with much mild winter weather we have been blessed.
Global warming has caused a great debate.
This mild winter makes it seem just great.
On this Groundhog Day we think of one thing.
Will we have winter or will we have spring?
On Gobbler's Knob I see no shadow today.
I predict that early spring is on the way.FReeper Canteen~Music for the Troops~Cabin Fever~Feb. 18, 2006
Dave Burbeck~Take Five
Does Cabin Fever have you feeling like a wet blanket at a beach bingo party??
Does shoveling snow, or sand, or walking in slime,
have you about to rip out your hair?
Is that what is bothering you bunky??
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Thursday, February 1, 2007
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked
my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for
a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a
100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were
supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your
assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO
COOL!
Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two
AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was
disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed
it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arch of
electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on
the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it
couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?!!!
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting
little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I
really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I
must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second)
and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to
give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did
want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading
glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one
hand, taser in another. The directions said that a one second burst would
shock and disorient your assailant; a two second burst was supposed to
cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three second
burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a
fish out of water.Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting
the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long,
less than 3/4" in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two
itsy, bitsy AAA batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!"
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best ...
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one
side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one second burst
from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided
to give myself a one second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the
prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF
MASS DESTRUCTION!!!
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up
in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over
and over again.
I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears
in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to
be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position,
and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing
sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to
herself, "do it again, do it again!"
Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note
ofcaution: There is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap
yourself.You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from
your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst
would be considered conservative.
SON-OF-A-BITCH that hurt like hell!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure,
as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what
little I had left) sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading
glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they up get
there???My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My
face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip
weighed 88 lbs.I'm still looking for my testicles? I'm offering a
significant reward for their safe return.
Still in shock,
Numb NutsDo these pants make my ass look fat ???
Fifty Car Pile-Up In Erie PA.
Truck driver Ron Hall was the man behind the wheel of this rig during the recent fifty car pile up on I 90 in Erie PA. He opened his door when his truck came to a stop looked down to see that he was dangling 300 feet above the Wintergreen Gorge. Sure that he would soon die, he looked to his right and saw a man in a Carhartt sweatshirt walking the snow and ice covered 8" wide guide wall toward him, carrying a pipe wrench. The man climbed on to the wreckage, broke out the windshield and pulled Hall out of the cab,then walked him back along the ledge to safety When they made it to safety he turned, in tears, to thank the man, but he'd already walked away into the white out, presumably to help others. He never even got his name.
Boston Hit By Turner Cartoon Stunt Gets Pissed
Turner TV show promo scares, angers Bostonians
Wednesday in Boston, where 10 or more electronic devices that had been placed at various locations sparked enough concern to bring out the bomb squad. Even the governor of Massachusetts was irritated by the campaign, which led to temporary shutdowns of subway service, some streets and part of I-93.Boston bomb scare a TV cartoon promotion
BEIJING, Feb. 1 (Xinhuanet) -- The mysterious packages that shut down traffic, bridges and a section of the Charles River and threw Boston into a tizzy Wednesday turned out to be illuminated electronic devices that were part of a promotion for a late-night cable surreal cartoon program, not bombs.
The devices, planted at bridges and other locations, promoted a Cartoon Network program named "Aqua Teen Hunger Force," whose main characters are a talking milkshake, a box of French fries and a meatball, according to Turner Broadcasting. Most of the devices depicted a character making an obscene finger gesture.Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Aqua Teen Hunger Force (a.k.a. ATHF) is an American animated comedy shown on Cartoon Network as part of its Adult Swim late-night programming block. The series features three anthropomorphic fast food items�the Aqua Teen Hunger Force or Aqua Teens�who are supposed to be detectives. As the series progressed, the crime-solving aspect of the show was quickly abandoned, although many episodes still involve villains. There is also little emphasis on continuity between episodes: virtually all of the recurring cast members have died at least once. The focus is instead on character interaction and a pervasive form of brutal, ironic humor.Cartoon Network
By the end of the 1980s, Ted Turner's cable-TV conglomerate had acquired the MGM film library (which included the older catalog of pre-1948 color Warner Bros. cartoons), and its cable channel Turner Network Television had gained an audience with its film library. In 1991, it purchased animation studio Hanna-Barbera Productions and acquired its large library. Cartoon Network was created as an outlet for Turner's considerable library of animation, and the initial programming on the channel consisted exclusively of re-runs of classic Warner Bros. and MGM cartoons, with many Hanna-Barbera TV cartoons used as time fillers. Most of the short cartoons were aired in half-hour or hour-long packages, usually separated by character or studio—Down With Droopy D aired old Droopy Dog shorts, The Tom and Jerry Show presented the classic cat-and-mouse team, and Bugs and Daffy Tonight provided classic Looney Tunes shorts. Today, only Tom and Jerry remains on the network.Buy Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
16 Year Old Takes On The Slimey Record Execs
Teen Strikes Back in Clash With Record Labels
Robert Santangelo, 16, his sister and his mother have all been sued by record companies for allegedly sharing music files illegally. Now Santangelo has struck back, raising a 32-point defense, demanding a jury trial and filing a counterclaim against the companies that accuses them of damaging his reputation and conspiring to defraud the courts of the United States.Record industry versus 16 year old becomes music piracy test case
An Associated Press report that a 16 year old boy intends to make a stand against a lawsuit lodged by the the Recording Industry Association of America could turn into a global test case surrounding online music piracy. The music industry has been hit badly by the online downloads phenomena and in desperation is trying to use the tactic of scaring users off pirate file sharing sites with individual lawsuits. However, it's a tactic that could backfire.Internet solutions won’t be easy
Deciphering copyright laws when it comes to Internet postings and file sharing hasn’t been easy, and regulators, the courts, the entertainment industry and millions of online users have a long way to go before much of this gets sorted out.
In the meantime, common sense should, at least, prevail. Which is why there is a modicum of good news in the fact the music industry has opted to drop charges against a Wappingers Falls mom who was accused of illegally trading copyrighted songs using a file-sharing program called Kazaa. Patti Santangelo and her lawyer effectively argued she never personally downloaded music and was unaware whether her children were doing so. The record companies are still pursuing cases against two of her children.
My Fellow American's :
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has finally been completed.
Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try
I am ordering the immediate severing of all diplomatic relations with
I have instructed the Mayor of
A special note to our neighbors.
Oh, by the way, the
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in
It is time for
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in 
2008
President
Iraq War
Author Sidney Sheldon dead
Author Sidney Sheldon dead
Sidney Sheldon, best-selling US author of Rage of Angels and The Other Side of Midnight, has died at the age of 89.
He died of complications from pneumonia at a hospital near Palm Springs, California, his publicist said.
Before turning to novels at the age of 50, Sheldon had a successful career writing Broadway plays and films.
He won an Academy Award in 1948 for The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer, starring Cary Grant, and created long-running TV series Hart to Hart.Screenwriter and novelist Sidney Sheldon dies
Sheldon died of complications from pneumonia at the Eisenhower Medical Center in Rancho Mirage, near his Palm Springs home, said Sean Rossall, publicist at Warren Cowan and Associates.
Sheldon became an American icon in the 1970s with novels like "The Other Side of Midnight" and "Bloodline," bestsellers spun out of international intrigue and the sexual liberation of the era. Strong women were often the main characters.Buy Hart to Hart
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
The Police To Reunite For The Grammy's
Sting and the Police will reunite at Grammy Awards ceremony next week
NEW YORK (AP) - The Police will reunite to perform at this year's
Grammys ceremony, the Recording Academy announced Tuesday.
The award-winning group, which won five Grammys and turned out hits such as
"Roxanne" and "Every Breath You Take," will open the event - 23 years after
breaking up amid internal conflict. The band - singer Sting, drummer Stewart
Copeland and guitarist Andy Summers - fused reggae with pop and rock, and last
performed together in 2003 when they were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame.The Police Confirm Grammy Reunion Performance
After weeks of speculation, the Police confirmed today (Jan. 30) that it will
reunite to open the 49th annual Grammy Awards Feb. 11 at the Staples Center in
Los Angeles. The group has not performed live since its 2003 induction into the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; the Grammy appearance is widely expected to kick
off a year's worth of reunion shows throughout the world.
Last week, Vancouver radio station CFMI reported Sting, Andy Summers and
Stewart Copeland had ensconced themselves at the city's Lions Gate Studios to
rehearse for the Grammys.The Police
The Police were founded by American-born drummer Stewart Copeland in
early 1977. After the demise of his progressive rock band Curved Air, Copeland
was anxious to form a new three-piece group and join the burgeoning London
punk scene. Singer-bassist Sting and guitarist Henry Padovani began rehearsing
with Copeland in January 1977, and they recorded their first Police single, "Fall
Out"/"Nothing Achieving," the following month. In March and April, the
threesome toured as a support act for Cherry Vanilla as well as Wayne County &
the Electric Chairs.Sting
Gordon Sumner was born in Wallsend, near Newcastle upon Tyne in
northeast England, to Audrey Cowell and her husband, Ernest Sumner. He is the
eldest of four children and has a brother, Philip, and two sisters, Angela and
Anita. His father managed a dairy, and as a boy Sumner would often assist him
with the early morning milk delivery rounds. Sumner was raised in the Roman
Catholic tradition, due to the influence of his paternal grandmother, who was
from an Irish family.
Sumner attended St. Cuthbert's Grammar School in Newcastle upon Tyne, and
then the University of Warwick, but did not graduate. During this time, he would
often sneak into nightclubs like the Club-A-Go-Go. Here he would watch acts like
Jack Bruce and Jimi Hendrix who would later influence his music. After jobs as a
bus conductor, a construction labourer, and a tax officer, he attended Northern
Counties Teachers' Training College, which later became part of Northumbria
University, from 1971 to 1974. He then worked as a teacher at St. Paul's First
School in Cramlington for two years.Buy ThePolice
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Microsofts New OS Vista Is Here
Vista’s a win-win, but issues remain
After five years of development, Microsoft announced the launch of Windows Vista operating system and Office 2007 on Tuesday. Slated as the two most innovative and most tested software products in Microsoft's history, the systems claims a new interface with significantly enhanced security, integrated search and overall improved performance. MS honchos have announced Vista will transform the way people use technology to communicate, connect, create content, share content and access entertainment. Shauvik Ghosh blogged around to figure out what the users had to sayMicrosoft Vista: Should you buy now?
(Fortune Magazine) -- What does Windows Vista have in common with the just-christened nuclear aircraft carrier George H.W. Bush? Answer: They are both powerful flagships of technology that took five years and billions of dollars to build.
Also, while they'll both be in use for years to come, they're almost certainly the last of their respective kinds. The world now moves at Internet speed, and slow, complex behemoths - whether warships or software - are being forced to become smaller, faster and more maneuverable.
Vista is anything but. After numerous well-publicized delays - two years of core coding had to be scrapped and rewritten to plug security holes - Vista will be launched on Jan. 30, backed by Microsoft's largest-ever marketing blitz.Green Party: Vista means more dead PCs
The UK Green Party has claimed that Microsoft's latest operating system, Vista, could lead to a mass upgrade of PCs that will result in old machines being dumped in landfill sites.
Speaking ahead of the official UK consumer launch of Vista on Tuesday, Derek Wall, Green Party male principal speaker, warned that migrating to the operating system would result in many consumers and businesses having to buy new hardware and bin perfectly usable old kit.
"Vista requires more expensive and energy-hungry hardware, passing the cost on to consumers and the environment," Wall said. "This will also further exclude the poor from the latest technology, and impose burdensome costs on small and medium businesses who will be forced to enter another expensive upgrade cycle."Wait! Don't buy Microsoft Windows Vista
Over the next few weeks, a Microsoft ad campaign will try to convince you to move to Windows Vista.
This is not a review of the Windows Vista operating system. I'm not here to tell you about Vista or what's wrong with it. For an opposing viewpoint, read Windows Vista: 15 Reasons to Switch.
And to help you make up your own mind, here's a list of other informative PC World Windows Vista stories and video: : A video tour of Windows Vista's features
: Exclusive: First Vista PC lab tests
: Windows Vista FAQ
This article is key reading for those of you who are about to download or purchase Windows Vista and install it on a PC. I'm here to talk you out of it. Just say no to Windows Vista -- for now. Here's why.
Paris Hilton Wants Website Taken Down
Is Paris Hilton Profiting From Parisexposed.com?
Paris Hilton and her former boyfriend Joe Francis, of Girls Gone Wild fame, have allegedly considered legal action against the operator of the website www.parisexposed.com.
As more details emerge about the purchase of Paris' personal items from a storage unit which was owed a $208 bill, the story just seems to get juicier but something simply doesn't seem right.
Paris Hilton Nude Videos - Adults Only PleaseTen million dollars.
That's what Bardia Persa, creator of the new Web site ParisExposed.com, says he paid a broker for the contents of Paris Hilton's storage unit — which contained, among other things, a prescription for the antibiotic doxycycline -- which among other things, is used to treat venereal disease.
Why do you think Persa would pay such an insane amount of money for this stuff — junk that even Paris didn't care enough about to pay the storage bill for, which resulted in this mess?The Official Paris Hilton YouTube Channel
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Suspect Driving Crystal Gayle's Bus Caught
Police in Florida captured the prison escapee who stole country singer Crystal Gayle's tour bus and led authorities on a five-state manhunt.
Daytona Beach, Fla., police charged Christopher Daniel Gay with grand theft auto. Authorities said Gay, after being pulled over driving Gayle's tour bus in Daytona Beach, exited the cab, approached police and asked for directions to Daytona International Speedway, the Daytona Beach (Fla.) Journal said.Fugitive caught after 1,000-mile drive in music star's tour bus
AN AMERICAN convict who escaped from a prison van to pay a final visit to his dying mother ended up driving himself on a 1,000-mile odyssey through Dixieland in a tour bus stolen from the country music star Crystal Gayle.
In a plot reminiscent of the 1977 fugitive movie Smokey and the Bandit, Christopher Gay also took an 18-wheel articulated lorry to evade capture during a five-state manhunt, and was finally arrested indulging his passion for motor racing at Florida's famed Daytona speedway.Crystal Gayle
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Singer Brandy faces charge in fatal car crash
The California Highway Patrol recommended Monday that Brandy be charged with misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter in a Los Angeles freeway crash that killed a female motorist last month, the city attorney’s office said.
“The (city attorney’s) office is currently reviewing the case and determining whether the evidence warrants the filing of a misdemeanor charge of vehicular manslaughter,” spokesman Nick Velasquez said.
The charge carries a maximum sentence of one year in county jail and a $1,000 fine, Velasquez said.Brandy faces minor charge over fatal crash
The driver whose car Brandy rear-ended, Awatef Aboudihaj, 38, a married mother of one, was killed when her vehicle slammed into a third car, careened into the freeway's center divider and was hit broad-side by a fourth automobile.
Tang said the Highway Patrol referred the case to the Los Angeles City Attorney's Office for further review with the recommendation that the former star of the TV comedy Moesha be cited with a misdemeanour charge of vehicular manslaughter. Vehicular Crime & Homicide
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Monday, January 29, 2007
Bully - The True Story Of Marty Puccio And Bobby Kent
Marty Puccio
After watching the movie "Bully" for about the 10th time I decided to do a little digging into the true story of Marty Puccio and Lisa Connely and the rest of the "Misfit Mafia" who were involved with the killing of "Bobby Kent".
Here is some of the information that I was able to find...
The Free Marty Puccio Yahoo Group
Hello and Welcome . You have the reached the Marty Puccio message board .
This board is for people who would like to learn more about Marty Puccio and perhaps help out . I expect everyone to have respect and be civilized to each other . I welcome private emails also and encourage anyone who has a negative outlook on Marty ,to please educate themselves before forming an opinion. If after reading the posts you have more questions, feel free to contact me . A defense fund has been set up for Marty so anyone wishing to contribute can email me for the address and information. Thank you .
Help Donald Semenec
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Hi. I created this group to help Donald Semenec. For thise of you who dont know him he was invloved in the Bobby Kent murder. I got tired of seeing webpages and groups for all of the other people invoved in the case and not him. In my opinion he is the one who needs the most help.
AlisHusband · Alis Husband
I am married to ali willis-chapman that was involved in a 1993 murder. A friend of hers Persuaded 6 others to kill a bully. I just want to know if anyone wants to see what its like to be married to her.... THE REAL ALI!
Note; I signed-up to join the group with an interest in seeing if Ali would have any interest in writing a post here on Wakado but have not heard anything so far.
I would be happy to post her statement as is and without any editing whatsoever.
Hopefully she or her husband will return my request to at least join the group.
There is a huge interest in this subject and this site gets alot of traffic looking for the information I have here... BJC123
Bobby Kent - Wikipedia
Bobby Kent
Bobby Kent was by many accounts, a popular athletic boy. He earned a decent grade point average in school and played sports. Bobby was charming to those around him and naturally attracted attention. His parents, Fred and Farah Kent had high aspirations for him. Fred was self-employed as a stockbroker, and believed that the true American Dream was for one to be their own master; something he wanted for his son and had plans to set Bobby up running his own business once he graduated from college. Bobby, who was an avid car stereo enthusiast and had his own vehicle sound system that was worth several thousand dollars, had told his father that was the type of business he would like to get into.
The Free Marty Puccio Petition at ipetitions
We, the undersigned, believe that Marty Puccio is in full deservance of a clemency hearing, pardon or new trial. We believe that Marty is not a threat to society and that is beneficial for all concerned if we were released from prison.
This is being sent to various lawmakers in Florida.
The Free Donald Semenec Petition At ipetitions
Donald Semenec was given a life sentencestruck for his involvement in the murder of supposed gang leader Bobby Kent. Semenec who has been incarcerated since 1993 was never proven to have a motive. The supposed ringleader of the murder, one of Semenec's co-defendants was given a life sentence, however it was later reduced. This said ringleader has since been released and is leading a normal life, one filled with freedom and empathy. Semenec is currently serving a life sentence along with Marty Puccio and Derek Kaufman. Puccio, the best friend of Bobby Kent dealt the fatal blow which inevitably killed him. Derek Kaufman was a supposed "hitman" hired to aid the inexperienced group of kids in the murder. How is it that Semenec can be serving the same sentence as these two men. In my opinion justice has yet to be served in this case. Donald Semenec deserves a new trial.
The hopes of this petition is to gain 200 signatures. Once and if this happens this petition will be sent to the Florida Law Makers.
Court Documents for Martin Puccio appeal on FindLaw
PER CURIAM.
We have on appeal the judgment and sentence of the trial court imposing the death penalty on Martin Puccio. We have jurisdiction. Art. V, § 3(b)(1), Fla. Const.
Martin Puccio and Bobby Kent had known each other since third grade, had lived on the same block in Broward County since that time, and were good friends as adults. Bad blood, however, existed between the two. Puccio felt "ill-will and hatred" towards Kent because Kent would bully and pummel him. For a few weeks prior to the murder, Kent dated Alice Willis, best friend of Puccio’s girlfriend, Lisa Connelly, and when Willis moved back with her parents in Palm Bay, Florida, Kent said he was going to murder her and smother her baby unless she returned to Broward County to date him. Willis returned and she and Connelly concocted a plan to kill Kent. The women obtained a gun and lured Kent to a rock pit in west Broward but backed out at the last minute. Later that night, Kent and Willis were seen holding hands but then, according to Willis, Kent raped her at her house. The next day, July 15, 1993, a wider circle of friends conspired to kill Kent and again lured him to the rock pit. The following were present: Alice Willis, Donald Semenec, Heather Swallers, Lisa Connelly, Martin Puccio, Derek Dzvirko, and Derek Kaufman. While Willis and Swallers distracted Kent, Semenec stabbed him from behind. Puccio then stabbed him in the abdomen, and when Kent tried to flee, Semenec, Kaufman, and Puccio tackled him and stabbed and beat him. Kaufman delivered the final blow with a weighted baseball bat, and he and Puccio threw the body into a canal.
Appeal in PDF Format
Messages from Death Row Inmates
I preach love, I'm called erratic,
I preach Christ, I'm called a fanatic
I preach peace, I'm called a sinner
I belong to God, so I'm a winner
Martin Puccio
The Bobby Kent Saga
It is perhaps ironic that Lisa Marie Connelly occasionally picks up her mail at an antique store in Sebring, Fla., called Pieces of the Past.
Almost 14 years ago, Connelly and six other of her friends and acquaintances -- including boyfriend Marty Puccio -- faced prison sentences for the murder of Puccio's best friend, a 20-year-old bully named Bobby Kent.
The reason for a band of suburban kids to commit an act of murder on a whim?
It's the same reason the punk band The Ramones explained why kids sniff glue -- they just wanted something to do.
Connelly, now 32, may be living in the Sebring area.
''I rented an apartment to her, but she left last year,'' said landlord James Lyons, who said he drops off Connelly's mail at the store in Sebring. ``I don't really know her.''
Larry Clark's Bully Brings Brutal Florida Killing To The Screen
Even by South Florida standards, the murder of Bobby Kent was a stunner. The sheer rage behind the crime seemed inordinate, monstrous. And it posed a troubling, unanswerable question: How could outwardly normal kids descend so far into madness without anyone noticing?
On the night of July 14, 1993, Kent, 20, was bludgeoned and stabbed to death at a secluded Weston rock pit by seven acquaintances - one of them Marty Puccio, 19, his best friend since third grade.
Dallas journalist Jim Schutze told the story in a nonfiction book, Bully: A True Story of High School Revenge, a lurid tale of jealousy, abuse and deadly alienation. Naturally, it caught Hollywood's attention. But the grimness of the story, combined with an alarming rise in teenage violence, made it look like "Bully" would never see the screen.
Bijou opens up in BULLY
Have I gone too far? Writing to a convicted murderer...
RockedByRequiem
For anyone who has seen Bully, and also read the book, Im curious as to how you feel about the story itself. I recently wrote to Marty Puccio, and am in contact with people who are in contact with him. Have I taken this a little too far? Im kinda wondering now.....hmmm.... this man has my address....what now? Whatcha guys think. According to inside sources, I should be recieveing a letter back from him shortly.
Graham
Alice Willis
DC Number: 963026
Name: WILLIS, ALICE
Race: WHITE
Sex: FEMALE
Hair Color: BLONDE OR STRAWBERRY
Eye Color: HAZEL
Height: 5'05''
Weight: 108 lbs.
Birth Date: 08/29/1975
Supervision Begin Date: 09/16/2001
Current Location: SANFORD
Current Status: ACTIVE
Supervision Type: PROBATION FELONY
Scheduled Termination Date: 09/15/2041
Donald Semenec
DC Number: 963020
Name: SEMENEC, DONALD
Race: WHITE
Sex: MALE
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: BLUE
Height: 5'04''
Weight: 163 lbs.
Birth Date: 07/15/1975
Initial Receipt Date: 06/06/1995
Current Facility: COLUMBIA ANNEX
Current Classification Status: NOT APPLICABLE
Current Custody: CLOSE
Current Release Date: SENTENCED TO LIFE
Heather Swallers
DC Number: 162525
Name: SWALLERS, HEATHER
Race: WHITE
Sex: FEMALE
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: BLUE
Height: 5'02''
Weight: 134 lbs.
Birth Date: 05/04/1975
Release Facility: LOWELL CI-WOMENS UNT
Custody: MINIMUM
Release Date: 02/14/1998
Lisa Connelly
DC Number: 963025
Name: CONNELLY, LISA
Race: WHITE
Sex: FEMALE
Hair Color: RED OR AUBURN
Eye Color: BROWN
Height: 5'03''
Weight: 166 lbs.
Birth Date: 07/31/1974
Release Facility: LOWELL CI
Custody: COMMUNITY
Release Date: 02/03/2004
Derek Kaufman
DC Number: 894391
Name: KAUFMAN, DEREK L
Race: WHITE
Sex: MALE
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: BLUE
Height: 6'03''
Weight: 240 lbs.
Birth Date: 05/08/1973
Initial Receipt Date: 06/14/1995
Current Facility: SOUTH BAY C.F.
Current Classification Status: NOT APPLICABLE
Current Custody: CLOSE
Current Release Date: SENTENCED TO LIFE
Derek Dzvirko
DC Number: 960096
Name: DZVIRKO, DEREK
Race: WHITE
Sex: MALE
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: GREEN
Height: 6'00''
Weight: 237 lbs.
Birth Date: 11/02/1973
Release Facility: POMPANO BCH W.R.C.
Custody: MINIMUM
Release Date: 10/01/1999
Marty Puccio
DC Number: 963022
Name: PUCCIO, MARTIN
Race: WHITE
Sex: MALE
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: BROWN
Height: 6'00''
Weight: 188 lbs.
Birth Date: 03/01/1973
Initial Receipt Date: 08/03/1995
Current Facility: DESOTO ANNEX
Current Classification Status: NOT APPLICABLE
Current Custody: CLOSE
Current Release Date: SENTENCED TO LIFE
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