(SCAM) UK National Lottery WINNING NOTIFICATION:Mrs.Lizzy James (SCAM)

Here's another UK Lottery scam email to watch out for...

UK National Lottery
The Marina Offices, St Peters Yacht Basin,
Newcastle upon Tyne, NE6 1HX
England
Ref: UK/9420X2/70
Batch: 074/05/ZY345



WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw (1155) of the U.K NATIONAL LOTTERY,
online SweepstakesInternational program.” Your e-mail address" attached
to ticket number:"56475600545 188" with Serial number" 5368/02" drew the
lucky numbers: 12. 17. 21. 25. 31. 37. [30] Bonus Ball’ which subsequently
won you the lottery in the 1st category i.e. match 5.
You have therefore
been approved to claim a total sum of “£4,000.000.00
(Four Million Pounds Sterling)” in cash credited to file "KTU/9023118308/03."
This is from a total cash prize of £12,000,000" shared amongst the (3)
lucky winners in this category i.e. Match 5 plus bonus. All participants
for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web
sites through computer draw system and extracted from over "100,000"
unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online This
promotion takes place weekly.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play
coupon. In view of this, your of "£4,000.000.00 (Four Million Pounds
Sterling)" would be released to you by any of our "payment offices" in
Europe.

Our European agent" will immediately commence the process to facilitate
the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.For security
reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential
till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever
manner you deem fit to "claim your prize". This is part of our
precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse
of this program.
Please be warned.
To file for your Claim,Please contact our fiduciary agent below:
Mrs.Lizzy James.
Email: mrslizzyjames1@live.com
Tel: +447045700983

Sincerely,
Norris Wayner.

U.K NATIONAL LOTTERY Member Services
Sweepstakes International Program.
Warning! Fraudulent emails are circulating that appears to be using
National Lottery addresses, but are not from The National Lottery.
PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY.

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Barack Obama joke / Little Johnny Joke On Barack Obama

Presidential candidate Barack H. Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited

one of the classrooms. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and

their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to

lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious democrat presidential

candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' One little boy stood up and

offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a

tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' 'No,' said Obama,

'that would be an accident.' A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying

50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I’m afraid not,' explained Barack, 'that would be a great loss.' The room went

silent. NO other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone

here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally at the back of the room,

Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you

and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that

would be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell

me why that would be a tragedy?' 'Well,' says little Johnny, 'It has to be a

tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be

a fucking accident either!

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