It appears Jackson has stiffed his local pharmacy for a shitload of drugs.I don’t know about you but I always made sure my dealer was the first to get payed when I got my check.Of coarse there’s a big difference between screwing your pharmacy and your dealer.First of all is your pharmasist probably doesn’t carry a gun and carry through on beating the crap out of you if you stiff him.Also your dealer almost always insists on cash on the spot instead of letting you run a tab…
NEW YORK: The skit, as scripted for the Dec. 4 installment of the talk show "Late Night With Conan O'Brien," was about absurdist sports-team mascots that the host and his writers would like to see someday.Among them were something that O'Brien called "the Webcam manatee" — said to be the mascot of "FSU" — which was basically someone in a manatee costume rubbing himself or herself provocatively in front of a camera (to the tune of the 1991 hit "I Touch Myself"). Meanwhile, a voyeur with a lascivious expression watched via computer.
Who knew that life would so soon imitate art?
Actress Yvonne De Carlo, the sultry Vancouver born brunette who was Moses' wife Sephora in Cecil B. DeMille's "The Ten Commandments," but achieved her lasting fame on television comedy "The Munsters," has died. She was 84.
De Carlo, born Peggy Yvonne Middleton, died of natural causes Monday at the Motion Picture & Television Hospital in the Calabasas-Woodland Hills border, longtime friend and television producer Kevin Burns said Wednesday.
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtain ed a copy from the office staff so that my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along.
CAKE INGREDIENTS:
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent
SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper
1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.
2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.
3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape
the blunt ends into slightly curved point s. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.
4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!
LOS ANGELES — Dubbed "style-free and fashion deprived," Britney Spears and Paris Hilton tied for the No. 1 spot on Mr. Blackwell's 47th annual "Worst Dressed" list released Tuesday.
"Two peas in an overexposed pod," Blackwell said of the skimpy attire worn by the two celebutantes he called the "Screamgirls."
Some of Blackwell's nastiest words were reserved for Camilla Parker-Bowles, a member of the British royal family, who finished No. 2 on the list.
"Dear Rosie,
I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife -- you needed the rest.
An article in today's New York Post indicates that you blew up at BARBARA WALTERS for being a 'liar.' Actually, I don't blame you, but in fact she lied to both of us! After your maniacal and foolish rant against me two weeks ago, Barbara called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it. She very much wanted me to go on the show as soon as she got back so that she could 'patch things up' (I said no). To be exact, she said that 'working with her is like living in hell' and, more pointedly, 'Donald, never get into the mud with pigs' and, 'don't worry, she won't be here for long.' Barbara knows exactly what she told me over the phone and she has to live with it. Perhaps that's why her initial statement was so mild!
In another incident, when I saw her eating at Le Cirque about two months ago and asked how 'Rosie was doing,' she sarcastically rolled her eyes and said 'Donald, do you have to ruin my meal.'
In any event, you have a good reason to be angry. Please give my warmest regards to Kelly!
Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump
P.S.
I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You must work on this for your own good!"
STARE INTO THE CHEERY FACE OF EVIL
Who doesn't love a troupe of sadistic teen cheerleaders? The Texas press, apparently, and now the national press. They've latched on to McKinney North High School's "Fab 5"—a pack of fully MySpaced, teacher-torturing mean girls—and have no immediate plans for letting go. By the looks of their Flickr photos, the gals are enjoying every minute of it. The controversy, which has its frothy beginnings in the local media, has gone mainstream, with Newsweek doing its own version of a press favorite, the "Mean Girls" story, and asking for the umpteenth time whether teens are "out of control." In making the Fab 5 its poster clique, the article revealed these senior girls' nasty pranks and lewd MySpace profiles. The school district was so incensed and embarrassed by the stir that it spent $40,000 in legal fees to find someone to blame for these mani-pedi'd, highlighted horrors. The investigation sent a wave of firings and resignations rippling through the high school staff, claiming along the way the livelihood of Principal Linda Theret
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The members of the U.S. rock band R.E.M. are "honored" to be part of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame class of 2007. "We're really wretched at looking backwards, so it's an honor that someone took the time to look backward and recognize what we've done in our past," R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe said Monday.R.E.M., which formed in 1980 in Athens, Ga., will be inducted into the Hall of Fame along with Van Halen, Patti Smith, The Ronettes and Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five. The ceremony takes place March 12 in New York City.
People all over Manhattan are reporting a strange gas odor at this hour.They are reporting hundreds/thousands of calls to 911 of people who are smelling this odor.Also,people as far away as New Jersey are also saying they can smell this odor.This is a huge area that is affected and it could in fact be a major disaster if there were to be a fire or explosion.Trains in downtown have been halted as a precaution and they are asking people to keep their windows closed.Imagine the cost if they decide to close and evacuate all those buildings in that area.It’s raining right now in NYC…
More updates as they are available…
Tigger is in trouble for allegedly punching a teenager in the face at Disney World in Florida.
Jerry Monaco complained to police after Tigger apparently struck his 14-year-old son, also called Jerry, at the theme park.
Mr Monaco, from New Hampshire, caught the incident on his video camera, reports the Orlando Sentinel.
In the video, Tigger grabs and locks Jerry's left arm and then throws a left jab at the teenager's face.
Jan. 15, 2007 issue - One photograph shows a cheerleaderin a risqué pose, offering a glimpse of her panties. Another features a bikini-clad teen sharing a bottle of alcohol with a friend. Posted on MySpace.com, the girls in these pictures were cheerleaders from McKinney North High School in Texas, engaging in behavior you'd expect from a "Girls Gone Wild" video. The most infamous photo of all: five smiling cheerleaders in a Condoms to Go store. They're posing with large candles shaped like penises; at least one of them appears to be simulating fellatio.
Have you ever felt like beating the shit out of Donald Trump or slapping the snot out of Rosie O’Donnell? Well, here’s your chance to have those dreams come true…
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