Coldwater

Can cold water really clean dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks
that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old
grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the
night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned
his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied,
"They're as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish
your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny
specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure
these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told
you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get em. Now
don't you fret, I don't want to hear 'nother word about it!" Later that
afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his
grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John
yelled, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the
football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted ..



"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"


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