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Showing posts with label adult jokes. Show all posts
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Now You Can Wipe Your Ass On Hillary Clinton's Face !

Hillary Clinton


Are you sick of seeing "Queen" Hillary's face everywhere? Well, now you can put her next to her rightful throne - your own! A great gift for that Republican you know, or a gag gift for a Democrat! Her face is printed throughout the whole roll!


Or Maybe You Would Rather Wipe It On One Of These Guy's


Dick Cheney


Now the current VP is on TP! If you think he's full of crap, you can show it with this hilarious toilet paper. Show your disdain for the current administration - or give it as a gag gift!


Rush Limbaugh


Tired of Mr. Conservate - the self-proclaimed mouth piece of the right wing - filling up the airwaves? Now the big, fat idiot can meet your big, fat ass!


George Bush


Some would argue that this is the most appropriate media for displaying George W. Bush! Individually Shrink-wrapped.

With classic quotes... "They misunderestimated me," "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption," and "Bring 'em on"


GENERIC TOILET TISSUE for CHEAP ASSHOLES


We all know the type of person who buys the absolute cheapest toilet paper they can find. Well PrankPlace is pleased to offer our GENERIC TOILET TISSUE, this is actually real toilet paper labeled with this hilarious label. Makes a great gag gift, or even a funny practical joke by leaving it in your 'victims' bathroom.



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Saturday, February 9, 2008

Hooked On Phonics


A Frickin' Elephant

Jake is five and learning to read.

He points at a picture in a zoo book and
says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' elephant!"

Deep breath... "What did you call it?"

"It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama!

It says so on the picture!"

and so it does...



" A f r i c a n Elephant "

Hooked on phonics!

Ain't it wonderful?



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Sunday, January 13, 2008

Adult Joke !!!

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A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina?"

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina". She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again."

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.

The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it". She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. "Do you have A vagina".......

"Yes" she says......

The man replies. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours ?"

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