Now You Can Wipe Your Ass On Hillary Clinton's Face !

Hillary Clinton

Are you sick of seeing "Queen" Hillary's face everywhere? Well, now you can put her next to her rightful throne - your own! A great gift for that Republican you know, or a gag gift for a Democrat! Her face is printed throughout the whole roll!

Or Maybe You Would Rather Wipe It On One Of These Guy's

Dick Cheney

Now the current VP is on TP! If you think he's full of crap, you can show it with this hilarious toilet paper. Show your disdain for the current administration - or give it as a gag gift!

Rush Limbaugh

Tired of Mr. Conservate - the self-proclaimed mouth piece of the right wing - filling up the airwaves? Now the big, fat idiot can meet your big, fat ass!

George Bush

Some would argue that this is the most appropriate media for displaying George W. Bush! Individually Shrink-wrapped.
With classic quotes... "They misunderestimated me," "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption," and "Bring 'em on"

GENERIC TOILET TISSUE for CHEAP ASSHOLES

We all know the type of person who buys the absolute cheapest toilet paper they can find. Well PrankPlace is pleased to offer our GENERIC TOILET TISSUE, this is actually real toilet paper labeled with this hilarious label. Makes a great gag gift, or even a funny practical joke by leaving it in your 'victims' bathroom.

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Adult Joke !!!

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina?"

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina". She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again."

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.

The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it". She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. "Do you have A vagina".......

"Yes" she says......

The man replies. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours ?"

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The School Play

Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first
school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play.
The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden....I have come to snatch a
kiss and fill your soul with hope."
The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark!, a pistol shot."
Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a
bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled
with grown-ups.
The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to
speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up.
The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were
terrified.
They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin.
The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words.....
"My fair maiden.... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole
with soap."
The second boy screams out....."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot
of shit, horse shit, this is bull shit... I never wanted to be in this
lousy play anyway...

The audience left howling.

Walmart Job Interview

An office manger at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual
to
fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found
four
people who were equally qualified.

He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table. The
interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT."
It
just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's
just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now You sir?"
He asked the second man.

"Hmm.! .. Let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that
it
ever happened. A BL INK is the fastest thing I know of.
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very
popular cliché for speed."

He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant.
Yep,TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
had
found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light,"
he said.

Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the
same
question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers,
It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."

"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

"Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't
feeling
so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK, BLINK, or
TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants."

Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

Military Cutbacks Phase One

This is "Phase One" of the military cutbacks. Wait until Hilary gets her hands on it...

A love story in 4 images...

George W. Bush
Condoleezza Rice