Hillbilly Kin / Amish Elevater

Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a
while the first fellow says to the second, "If I was to sneak over
to your place Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off
huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched
his head, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about
the question.

Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us
even."



An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old
lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers
above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde
stepped out.

The father then said quietly to his son...

"Go get your mother."



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